smackerel 

The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.

"Mmm delicous, just a smackerel of honey."

smackerel by davo99 December 26, 2011

Smackerel 

When you hit smack some one in the face with the fish, mackerel.

I hit my sister in the face with a mackerel. It was a smackerel.

Smackerel by Blessed&rad September 3, 2013

Rat Smacker 

Someone who dares to go against the odds and smacks those fucking rats. These people are also rumoured to be a secret society controlling the world with their power. Fear the rat smackers.

Person: "Bro"
Person: "You smack Rats?"
Rat Smacker: "Yeah"
Person: "Nice"

Rat Smacker by BigSmithyMac March 12, 2020

Red Mackerel 

A obvious mistake made intentionally for your boss to discover. Making your boss feel useful and allowing other mistakes to go unnoticed.

Put a Red Mackerel in that report so we don’t have to redo the whole thing.

Red Mackerel by Bob Greaton October 1, 2019

Columbian Lip Smacker 

The act of taking a shit in a girl's mouth, then proceeding to receive a blowjob from said girl.

Yo Carla gave me a Columbian Lip Smacker last night and let me tell you it was kinkyyyy.

Columbian Lip Smacker by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016

snackeral 

A tasty morsel or snack.

Alicia said to Hillary "Would you like a snackeral with your beverage?".

snackeral by ChocolatePirate November 5, 2020

Holy Mother Mackerel 

Feeling Surprised, Joyed, Amazed.

"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"

Holy Mother Mackerel by institutional March 16, 2017