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smackel-jack 

Smackel-jacked, Smackel-jacking. - Verb: The hijacking of a microphone or speaking priviledges for the purpose of laying a verbal smackdown upon an opponent.: Knocking one off his/her proverbial high-horse, stealing that which he/she holds dear in an effort to silence from spouting absurdities and ridiculousities.
1. Shaniqwa was smackel-jacked by Darnell for talking nonsense in a chat room by having her microphone blocked and a verbal beating laid on her containing colorful language, humor, and profanity.

2. Taneesha, smackel-jacked Jaheem by putting her hand over his mouth and spending 15 minutes explaining why he was worthless.

3. Michael smackel-jacked Stephanie by speaking softly,thereby forcing her silence in order to hear him reason with her on why she was speaking out of turn.

4. Day'shawn blocked Tyrones microphone in the chat room and took the mic for himself and said, "Shut yo mouth, Beeyotch!! You jus got smackel-jacked, wit the virtual, Pimp Cane."

5. If you dont shut yo' Bitch ass up right now, Imma' gonna smackel-jack yo' ass in front of all yo' peeps, ya heard

6. Did you hear how Bo'keisha was smackel-jacking foo's left and right da other day? Dat was some funny shit, yo.
smackel-jack by Vanilla Infinity January 12, 2009

smackalackin 

Smackalackin means something that taste so incredibly amazing remarkable phenomenally good
mmmm this spicy chicken sandwich is smackalackin

Smackedback 

To be overly high on the narcotic heroin.
Henry is so fucked up on heroin, he is straight up smackedback like a motha fucka!
Smackedback by drdimples February 3, 2018

smackalacka 

A two player smacking game. Players start on opposite ends of the room and approach eachother while acting like apes and making ape noises in a rythmic manner. Once next to each other the players quickly spin in circles letting gravity control their arms. The players continue spinning while saying "smackalacka-lacka-lacka..." until one player can't take it anymore. At which point a winner is crowned
Dude, whose up for Smackalacka tournament!
smackalacka by clifford July 15, 2003

smackalack 

a somewhat ballsier version of smacking someone, usually in the face.
NOTE: this is not a mushroom slap
reppert: Dude back away or i'll straight smackalack you in the face.
smackalack by drew s December 8, 2004

Slackerjacker 

A person who slacks off while jacking off.
That guy is such a slackerjacker.
Slackerjacker by General Radec August 7, 2009