Smelf-Awareness

The awareness of one’s personal body odor.

Mike- “Jimmy smells like dog crap!”
Peter- “Doesn’t he realize he smells like horse manure?”
Mike- “He must have no smelf-awareness.”

Smelf-Awareness by DylpickeSky May 8, 2018

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smlfy

So-Much-Love-For-You

Omg thanks for getting me a birthday present smlfy!!

smlfy by SammyHammy1234 June 5, 2017

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smilf • smelfie • smelf • Smelfish • Smøf • *_Smøl Alien_* • Smalf • smalfun • Smelf-Awareness • Smelf Conscious

smilf

single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck

Miss Hurly is a smilf

smilf by jimbo February 6, 2003

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Smilfed

To get the shaft or get screwed over.

John got a raise in pay, I got nothing. I just got smilfed.

Smilfed by Phil Deeze January 19, 2010

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smilf

soccer mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs. Hurley is a smilf

smilf by Frank May 13, 2005

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Smelfie

When you smell yourself.

Tim was standing in front of the fire and dipped his nose into his shirt. Karen asked "do you stink?" Tim said, "no, I just did a smelfie and I'm all good."

Smelfie by karmermaid May 9, 2018

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smilf

a stepmother i would like to fuck

dude your stepmom is a smilf

smilf by joe September 8, 2003