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SLUTonic plague 

a massive outbreak of a sexually transmitted infections or diseases in one area.
Having that girl Staples in town brought about a slutonic plague.
A professional c-lo player known for his "slutty" off the field activities. Claiming to be one of the darkest players in his sport he boasts a 52 inch verticle, bench presses 225lbs 44 times, 4.37 40 yard dash time (adjusted for human error), and a massive dong. He claims his only weakness is an acute fear of large rats.

Additional information: Slutone is also an amateur fantasy football player and rumors hold that he will be leaving the c-lo scene to focus full time on his team "The Blacks."
Slutone's fantasy football team "The Blacks" is due for a comeback in the 2012 season. "They will be back and blacker than ever," says Slutone.
Slutone by Slarthur March 29, 2012

slutonga 

A woman/girl that acts sluttier than a slut.
That slutonga goes around screwing anyone.
slutonga by Martinbm June 13, 2012
We're gonna go to the Delta house because a massive slutoon just walked in.
Slutoon by addielane February 11, 2013

slu-town 

area inhabited by a decent quantity of sluts; most likely found around or near a University of Colorado at Boulder sorority or dormitory
"how was that party up on the hill last night?"

"lame...a bunch of freshman and sorority sluts just ended up spending the whole night dancing to shitty electro music while sucking ugly ass frat boy's steroid shrunken cocks to get attention."

"sounds like slu-town USA"

"tell me bout it brothuh"
slu-town by professorchaos4 April 29, 2010

Slutonomics 

The study of the cost of having a slut, or sluts, in a person's life and in society as general. In microslutology, the personal expenses of having a slut girlfriend, friend with benefit (FWB), wife, or prostitute are considered, but macroslutology examines how sluts contribute or deteriorate an economy.

This is a substudy of slutology.
Wow, I've learned so much in slutonomics 101 today! Although having some random sorority slut suck my cock can feel great, the cost of getting an STD test is much greater!
Slutonomics by The Human Whisk November 17, 2019