A professional c-
lo player known for his "slutty" off the field activities. Claiming to be one of the darkest players in his sport he boasts a
52 inch verticle, bench presses 225lbs 44 times, 4.37 40
yard dash time (adjusted for human error), and a massive
dong. He claims his only weakness is an acute fear of large rats.
Additional information: Slutone is also an amateur fantasy football player and rumors hold that he will be leaving the c-
lo scene to focus full time on his team "The Blacks."
Slutone's fantasy football
team "The Blacks" is due for a
comeback in the
2012 season. "They will be back and blacker than ever," says Slutone.