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Slutasaurus 

The slutasaurus is one of the sluttiest creatures and most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now the western United States, more specifically Kirkland, WA. Some people consider slutasaurus to be a species of dinosaur similar to the T. Rex while others maintain and are correct in believing the slutasaurus is a separate genus commonly likened to a dirty whore.

the slutasaurus is very sexually promiscuous and usually engages in sexual acts that are disapproved of, obviously. unlike your everyday slut you will not find the slutasaures standing on the corner of Aurora or any other street corner for that matter. The slutasaures is commonly found burrowed in it's slutasaures den where it's visitors line up for a little slutasaures action. If you are interested in finding out more about the slutasaures you will have to do some investigative research on where to best locate one of the aforementioned dens.
I usually end up burrowing with the same slutasaurus every week. Her den has the largest selection of inappropriate toys. true that playa.
Slutasaurus by kellyka December 20, 2007

Slutosaurus Rex 

The largest land penivore of all time. Preys on all types of penises, regardless of shape or size. While larger penises such as the BBC (Big Black Cock) are a difficult prey to take down, the Slutosaurus Rex swallows them with ease; sometimes consuming as much as 4-5 per night to satisfy its massive appetite.
Tyrone: Damn!!! Dat slutosaurus rex swallowed my 9-incher whole!
Slutosaurus Rex by gmanator October 14, 2011

slutosarus 

a very slutty person, and is so slutty that they take on the sarus on the end for maximum sluttyness
that girl fucked 6 guys last night. Shes such a slutosarus
Slutsauce is the juices and/or residues that are left after any sort of activity with a slut. Slutsauce may include, but is not limited to: saliva, vaginal secretions, anal secretions, sweat, tears, and blood and any combination of the fluids. Slutsauce can also be commonly recognized by the foul aroma that generally comes with sluts. Slutsauce stains are very distinct in the fact that they cannot be cleaned with a napkin or paper towels. A proper cleansing requires all stained items to be bathed or properly washed in a machine.
~Smeary residue left on glasses after a lap dance from a stripper. "That stripper left slutsauce all over your specs."
~That cause of the terrible stain you left on your best friends bed, that was caused by his girlfriend, that you just got done fucking. "Dave your girlfriend got slutsauce all over your pillow, my apologies, but don't feel bad she is great at anal"
~Period blood on your pants (as in Superbad)

Slutitary hoe phase 

The act of being a slut temporarily during a transitional period in life, usually during or after a separation, divorce, marriage or break-up.
That niggas that she was with was cheating on her. She going though a slutitary hoe phase after she left his ass
Slutitary hoe phase by King V August 4, 2021

slutasourous 

A humongous slut that cannot fit in any area but yet he/she believes that they are attractive and usually leaves notes in your personal belongings, detailing what they would do for you if you gave them the 1 in a million chance.
ashley campos leaves peter notes all the time, she is such a slutasourous.
slutasourous by sugrontits April 22, 2009