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SlowPowerHoeing 

Not Living Your Life To The Fullest/Having Sex For Cheap/Paying Some Weak Dude
"You know Eric be hoeing now?" "Whaaat?" "Yea but you know she still mess with Tyler so they not getting no where!" Yea girl she "SlowPowerHoeing" #SLOWPOWERHOEING
SlowPowerHoeing by EastOaklandRoy October 1, 2010

slowmovaru

Slow moving Subaru (usually driven by some tree hugging hippy with no place he or she needs to be) that you are stuck behind while in a hurry to get somewhere.
God dam hippy, get your slowmovaru the fuck out of my way!
slowmovaru by Methodical March 31, 2015
One who is very slow, in the head, often times leading them to believe things that aren't true, and argue points that aren't valid. Later they will realize their mistake, but won't change their argument due to the fact that they don't understand the concept of being wrong as they were babied all of their life and had a mom who let them win every game at candyland.
Slowmo220, Slowmo of Renegade, Slowmo of Clanwars, that kid who is dumb, wookets, darthcide, icesword

See Also: Moron; Idiot; Drew Carey
Slowmo by JimG00se December 10, 2003

Slowmotional 

adj.

Use of slow motion in film for increased emotional impact.
This effect is often compounded by use of HD.
Oh my god, this bit is so slowmotional.
Slowmotional by Boonboon June 15, 2011

racial slowdown 

A malady affecting black people that causes them to walk very slowly.Those that suffer from racial slowdown the most are those who must walk near or behind people who have racial slowdown. Those with the aforementioned condition are well known to block doorways and small corridors while walking slowly and speaking loudly. Curiously enough, the affects of racial slowdown on blacks does not transfer to running, in fact, the exact opposite occurs during this exercise. There is no known cure for racial slowdown but the best thing to do is to generally avoid those suffering from the condition.
Marvin suffers greatly from racial slowdown, and very sadly, the condition causes him to block corridors so no one can get through.
racial slowdown by B. Q. November 7, 2006
Someone who takes a long time to come out of the closet.
Julian took a long time to finally come out, he's such a slowmo.
slowmo by jkc August 7, 2012