slow fuck 

Verb - The process of gradually bailing out of a planned activity with your friends

Friend 1: Hey is John coming to the party.

Friend 2: He hasn't RSVP'd yet but I think he's trying to slow fuck his way out of it.

slow fuck by tbone152 May 3, 2018

slow as fuck 

when some fucking thing or some mother fucker can't move, learn or operate to the desired speed

this computer is slow as fuck it won't load the next screeen fast enough. We taught that to John 4 times now, he is slow as fuck.

slow as fuck by GDAngel September 16, 2013

pokey slowfuck

Specifically, an individual whose car moves approximately one tenth of the speed it should be moving at.

These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."

When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.

"(whistling to self while driving)...JESUS! What the FUCK! Goddamn.... goddamn pokey SLOWFUCK!"

"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"

pokey slowfuck by Chalupamonk June 8, 2004

SlowBucKs 

-Often used when a situation doesn't go the way a person would like

- when something happens, is going to happen or is happening that is not ideal for a particular person

Mike - "Damn My Cell Phone Just Fell in Water"

Melissa- "its SlowBucKs for You"

Jane- "i want the new iPhone but im not due for a upgrade so i wont be able to get the discounted price"

Jeff - " Its SlowBucKs for you, you gotta stay with your old phone"

SlowBucKs by smm_richie November 25, 2011

slowfuckia 

noun.

AKA slowfuckistan
the fictional land of slow fucks.

everybody fucks slow in slowfuckia.

slowfuckia by L0union June 26, 2021