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Slow Balls Honda

Having the intentions of double timing your "Slow Balls Honda" and moving at the speed preposterous to other vehicles around you.
Tom- "Burn Em...!!!"

Rick- "I'll try but I do have a "Slow Balls Honda!"
Slow Balls Honda by Epcon March 31, 2008

slow as balls 

Very slow. Refers to the snail's pace at which the testicles are retracted upward into the groin area when exposed to cool temperatures.
Dangit, this data connection is slow as balls! I wish my iPhone was on Verizon...
slow as balls by audioman42 May 11, 2010

slow motion balls 

anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.
Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.

slowballer 

a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.
Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.
slowballer by SMBerlin February 10, 2018

Slowball 

The 0.25x speed gamemode version of Haxball where you have about 7 years to react to moves.
Fantastic for fantastically mediocre players.
user 1: skullie's the greatest slowball player of all time
user 2: alal mon visage
Slowball by notskull99 June 26, 2021

slowbALL 

a slowball call refers to one's cue stick gently hitting the cue ball for a slowly moving shot. used in delicate situations. also, a slowbALL call may be made whenever deemed necessary
what should i do?...slowbALL!!!!!
slowbALL by evan July 13, 2004