by Robiththeeslobith February 12, 2018
Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."
by SteveMcMann September 25, 2016
The slot machines are the hypest. They ride some bicycles and shred the gnar on a regular basis. On many occasions they have exploded things with their minds simply because that is what they are capable of.
by SM01 November 6, 2007
by Eldiablo December 1, 2013
Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.
Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."
Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."
Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."
by H.P. Hovercraft August 12, 2011
by t3hdillo September 19, 2014
You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!
Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!
by Mr. Chev April 17, 2008