slorche

The act of looking like you are doing absolutely nothing productive with your life

"Hey Kopcha, let's go to the gym"

"Nah, I'm just gonna slorche here and play call of duty today"

by King Slorche November 4, 2013

Slorch

A Senior leisure porch

You guys wanna go hangout on the slorch?

by Bricks22 September 25, 2019

Slorch

Primary: The Senior Leisure Porch

A place where seniors in high school can go to hang out or eat.
Alternative: Senior Learning Porch
Used when teachers are around, a place for seniors in high school to go and study or do homework.

Let’s go hang out on the slorch!
Yes teacher, we would like to go to the slorch to study.

by Seniorz September 26, 2019

slorch

Slut + Whore + Bitch = Slorch.

Look at that slorch, walkin around like she owns the place.

by 4 dimensional March 18, 2004

Slorch

Slut whore and bitch all roiled into one word

Hey that girl is such a slorch!

by Bullsryche January 14, 2020

Slorch

when there are to many names you would like to call someone but don't want to say them all...

Slorch = Slut Whore Bitch

hey that chick was such a Slorch

Hey your a slorch

Hey your mom is a slorch

by Matt Factor October 12, 2007

Slorch

Slorch is a conjoined adjective that comes from mixing the words Slut, Whore, and Bitch. It utilizes the specific parts "sl" from Slut, "or" from Whore, and "ch" from Bitch in that specific order. It is used to describe someone who exhibits all of those behaviors at once, acting easy to get, comfortable with sexual situations, and unable to stay logical.

Emily was such a slorch the other night!

by ketc August 1, 2009