slappynutz

Serious sexual activity. Hardcore and very fast moving with the testicles slapping up against the "taint" area of the female from the seriously fast sex. Usually occurs the most during doggy-style or plain 'ol hyperspeed missionary.

Wow, me and Mandy were having some serious sex, slappynutz were in full effect and I had sweat just fallin off me and my balls. We must have lost 10 pounds each from that 45 minute sexual hurricane.

slappynutz by Schwagner December 7, 2006

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slappynuts

An extremely bastarsdous or cowarldy person

That friggen slappynuts pinched the bag

slappynuts by Krazy Kate August 27, 2006

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Sloppynut Sunday

The most important and cherished holiday in the fuckboy community, where a male can nut absolutely anywhere he wants without being ridiculed. Sloppynut Sunday is always the second Sunday of July.

Brent: Duuuude, hell yeah! It’s Sloppynut Sunday! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

Chad: DAMN STRAIGHT. Let’s go nut in that rude old woman’s petunias!

Sloppynut Sunday by Leader of Moth Civilization June 9, 2018

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sloshynuts

When your sitting and your nuts get really sweaty.

"Yo look at Chad sitting there with sloshynuts"

sloshynuts by Boba buoy June 4, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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