a slopopotamus wich is and advancement from a sloptart wich is a sloppy ass drunk girl but a slopopotamus is probably the sloppiest girl you can ever find.
your walking out the bar with your and a couple of friends and you see a girl on the sidewalk knees all blody heels broken on one shoe and hair a mess. your friend john says damn this girl is fuuuuuuuuuuucked up and your friend mark says yea shes a slopopotamus the sloppiest of sloptarts.
(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.
"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore
"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited
a fat chick acting sloppy, regardless of where she is
What a slopopotamus
(n) Associate Story Producers of Reality TV that graduated from Emerson College.
Matt is a Slopopotamus, obviously.
Plural: Matt and Deena are slopopotami.
A mix between a Sloptart and a hippopotamus.
Dinna is a Slopopotamus.