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Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.
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slobberedon Mycockyoubitch 

1.Popular saying from Yugoslavia. Used by males to their bitches, just after a certain sexually act, also seeblow job.

2.Ex-president of Yugoslavia(correctly pronounced Slobodan Miloševiæ)
1."oh fuck, get a towel, coz you've slobberedon Mycockyoubitch"

2."I am not going to vote for slobberedon Mycockyoubitch in the next election, coz hes a Cunt"

Slobbered 

1.An extremely drunk character who is not very well composed.

2.A sloppy drunk.

3.Being so drunk that you don't know you're own name.
1.Dude, did you see that chick? So was so slobbered that she passed out on the beer pong table.

2.Last night I was so slobbered that I didn't know which way was up!
Slobbered by WayneScott July 5, 2006

slobberslut 

what a woman does with strange men she met on public forums for the first date
Queensprfxrulz went away for a spa weekend, got stuck paying the entire bill just so she could be a slobberslut
slobberslut by ilikeitontop213 August 19, 2010

slobberslut 

A woman that, on public forums, writes explicit sexual activity to men and/or supports men who have stalked and harassed other women.
The slobberslut is the most popular woman on the forum.
slobberslut by galaxysprfx October 23, 2016

Slobberallovermadickyabitch 

A yugoslavian prostitute

I slobbered on my sippy cup 

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me
Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!"
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Oof: I love my sippy cup
Bret: yup she do!
Oof: I slobbered on my sippy cup!