The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.

Ali: I got slizzed last night

ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?

Ali: yeah, average

Slizzed by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021

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slizzed

When one gets more drunk than anyone. The drunkest one has ever been. Getting Slizzed can only end up good. If one is slizzed eternal glory, fame, and hapiness will follow.

Oh shit, that dude is slizzed beyond repair!!!

Im getting hella slizzed tonight!

did anyone see how slizzed slizza got last night?

slizzed by slizza May 13, 2009

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slizzed out

Usually occurs after one was very slizzard the night before, and has a hang over. Also can be described as going through alcohol withdraws the day after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

O m g... I definitely cannot go with u guys..Got the shakes, body aches, and im sweating profusely.. Shouldnt have did all those keg stands, and polish of that bottle of So Co!...I am sooo fucking "slizzed out"!

slizzed out by cumdump36 November 21, 2010

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Slizzies

Sluts

i fuckin' love summer! there's always slizzies running around waving their vaginas everywhere!

Slizzies by J wu February 21, 2011

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