A bunch of red-faced asians actin' like they drunk.
Oh mai gawd, Chow, I'm slizzered.
by The Moment November 28, 2010
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The state of waking up the morning after a rediclous night and still being fubar
the song "Still Slizzered from the night before"
by Baby B September 21, 2005
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verb- The act of chugging a Four Loko and eating a strawberry pop-tart. Can be done in groups of 2-4 which entails taking a chug or two of the Four Loko, eating a bite of the pop-tart, and then passing the Four Loko. Can also be done solo if you really want to get FUBAR. Predominantly found on Long Island, especially in the Massapequa area, but is currently being expanded to the Boston area with dispersion of college students.
I don't remember anything after we all got slizzered.

Yo man, let's get slizzered! I've got the Four Lokos!
I'll get the pop-tarts! What flavor?
Come on man, it HAS to be strawberry!
by JWOWW!! November 16, 2010
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Slizzered is when you reach a point which you are slumpped over or leaning due to complete anihalation from drugs &/or alcohol.
Fancy slizzered around last time she indulged in a 5th of whiskey.
by Fancy & Dwight June 5, 2021
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