Saucy Sliverware

A random pharse to replace cuss words.

Instead of saying fuck I just died say Saucy Sliverware I just died.

Saucy Sliverware by Linda ;) June 15, 2019

slideware 

A product or service (usually software based)that looks profoundly revolutionary, extraordinary or ground breaking, but only exists in the form of Power Point pictures. Pejorative term for the fake garbage used to solicit and obtain billions of VC money during The Bubble. Led to numerous heartbreaking all nighters by the poor fools that actually had to try to implement the half baked flakey promoters' con artist Vision.

The electric dog polisher could have changed the world according the the slideware, but none of the code or design ever really existed. The promoter walked off with millions in golden parachute money

slideware by Hojoh October 30, 2006

Slaveware 

Malware that mines for cryptocurrency on a victim's computer.

Dude, my computer is so slow, I think there's some slaveware using my CPU.

Slaveware by JimBobGeoffrey January 28, 2018

silverware 

"Silverware" originally meant "eating utensils made from silver." (An "eating utensil" being a fork, spoon or knife). Now, all eating utensils are called "silverware" regardless of what materials they are made of!

REAL silver eating utensils are expensive. Usually you receive a set of real silverware as a wedding gift & you use the set for special occasions.

I still don't get why stainless steel (or worse, plastic) forks, spoons & knives are called "silverware" WHEN THEY ARE NOT MADE OF SILVER!

silverware by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004

Silverware 

Term used by guys to alert each other of an attractive woman nearby; specifically, one with a nice butt.

Charles and Henry are purchasing sodas at the local malt-shop. Henry notices a lovely girl at the jukebox with a big ol booty.
"Charles, silverware." *gestures in the vicinity of the girl.
"Dayum, Henry. Imma eggwash dat ass fo'sho!"

Silverware by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

The Silverware Shift 

The undetermined point in time at which a roommate will finally wash the dishes he/she has used when and if there are no clean dishes left to be used or no clean dishes left that he/she requires.

Roommate 1: "When is he going to do the dishes?"
Me: "Oh, when he hits The Silverware Shift."

The Silverware Shift by KMeyers September 27, 2012

Silverware Check 

Used amongst employees of the service (bartender, waiter, busser, etc) field. Meant to bring attention to a certain customer present at a table, booth, counter, or elsewhere within the property for a visually obvious reason without arising suspicion amongst the patrons.

Busser: Silverware check table 85.
Waiter: Holy shit, you can see her tits from here!

Busser: Silverware check the bar top, pretty sure the female at the end isn't old enough to order juice, let alone a drink.

Silverware Check by NiggaHatingDolphin August 12, 2011