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don't slit my throat over it 

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously
Katy: Hey, where's my phone?

Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think.
Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!
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throat slit 

a hole in the front of the neck. at least 4 inches in length and fresh intended for penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis.
Greg: Rodrick? Where are you?
Rodrick: I'm in the Loaded Diaper van Greg.
Greg: OK Rodrick, let me call Rowley.
Rodrick: You're a really Wimpy Kid... go write about it in your Diary!
Greg: I fucking hate you Rodrick.
Rodrick: Well, I'm throat slitting Holly on the weekdays so eat my ass.
Rowley: Zoo Wee Mama.
throat slit by throater March 23, 2019

bear with its throat slit 

Another endearing name for a woman's pussy.
Lance told Janice he wanted to visit the bear with its throat slit.

slit-your-throat job 

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.
Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

slit his/her throat 

horizontal cut across the neck using a sharp knife/object.
(caution:bloody)
What an a-hole! I'm gonna slit his/her throat!

slit a bitches throat 

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.
Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026