The use of a Candy Cane to double penetrate a female. Most commonly practiced over the winter holiday season.
"Bro, we were having hot chocolate by a warm fire and I gave her the ole slippery mint"
"No don't eat that! That's a slippery mint"
"No don't eat that! That's a slippery mint"
by Trees on mars February 9, 2014
A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.
That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!
That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.
Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.
Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017
When you're having sex with a girl in the shower from behind, you pull out and shove your penis up her ass. Out of shock she tries to climb away like a slippery lizard up the wall
by Pickled0nion August 3, 2018
Jorge surprised Esperanza with a slippery enchilada last night, and Esperanza was left flabbergasted.
by Whodi Killa November 8, 2013
1) After sex, it is the waiting time(medically known as the refractory period) until the guy is ready to "practice his craft all over again." In most cases both parties are still slippery and sticky from the first time, so he just slides it in and repeats the process. Best outcome is that the dude knows what he's doing and the woman doesn't get to annoyed.
2) Doing something again even though the first time was a complete and total failure. Unfortunately this time, it is even worse.
2) Doing something again even though the first time was a complete and total failure. Unfortunately this time, it is even worse.
1) Girl: What are you doing back there?
Dude: Ya up for a slippery repeat? I know I am!"
2) Dude #1 "What the hell is he doing here? Didn't he smash into some cars and fuck them all up?"
Dude #2 "He sure as fuck did. Guess he's a slippery repeater and must learn the hard way."
Dude #1 "A slippery repeater and an asshole? Great combo!"
Dude: Ya up for a slippery repeat? I know I am!"
2) Dude #1 "What the hell is he doing here? Didn't he smash into some cars and fuck them all up?"
Dude #2 "He sure as fuck did. Guess he's a slippery repeater and must learn the hard way."
Dude #1 "A slippery repeater and an asshole? Great combo!"
by The MI Shocker December 4, 2013
by TozzyD October 14, 2012
A small event that leads to a chain reaction of events with unintended consequences that were unforeseen at the time of the inciting event.
by OGmudbone412 December 13, 2016