cock sling 

to flip your errected penis into your wasteband. It is highly un-noticeable this way and it totally rocks your world.

Phil: Man I have a huge errection right now!
Dave: Don`t worry man, put it in a cock sling!

cock sling by dave kadden April 16, 2008

Cock Sling 

A sling for one's broken or fractured cock.

Damn! Not again. Where's that cock sling.

Cock Sling by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

F16 COCK SWING 

When Felonius Gru swings his cock so fast, it breaks the sound barrier , and kills all libtards in a 100 mile radius.

Thats one epic F16 COCK SWING

F16 COCK SWING by bruhlonius gur October 18, 2019

cock slung 

Placed in a position of helplessness usually as a result of one's own actions or fate conspiring against you.

Fuck I missed my appointment now I'm totally cock slung.

cock slung by Setzer April 5, 2004

cock swing 

the unexplained movement of your penis, whilst walking / running or even moving in bed

or cock swing - dick with movement

that fucking idiot is such a fucking cock swing

cock swing by colin potay April 30, 2008

donkey cock swing 

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face

donkey cock swing is yummy

donkey cock swing by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019

Shlingcocking

When a female buys a prostetic penis and wears it around her head as a unicorn horn.

Look at thos girls shlingcocking over there! They are so cool!

Shlingcocking by The longhorn girls June 1, 2012