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Jersey Slamma-Jamma 

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.
I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.
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Shimmage 

Zoe: "Hey, did you see that photo I tagged of you from last night?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, it sucked"
Zoe: "What, didn't you like it?"
Rebecca: "No, I had to shimmage that bad boy"
Shimmage by LaRocque August 4, 2010

sim simma 

1. a phrase used as a declaration or recognition of greatness by oneself or another person, most often used in a congratulatory nature

2. an informal greeting between friends, replaces or adds on to "yo" to mean "hows it going", or "whats up"

3. a response to a greeting, and depending on vocal tones, can be used to convey a wide variety of moods

4. nonsensical lyrics used by Beanie Man at the beginning of the song Who Am I
Example 1:
Dude 1: Yo dude, remember that girl I was talking to at the club last night?
Dude 2: Yea.
Dude 1: Well afterward we went back to my place and she let me tap that!
Dude 2: Sim simmaaaaa!

Example 2+3:
Dude 1: Yo, sim simma?
Dude 2: Sim simma.

Example 4:
Beanie Man: Sim simma, who got the keys to my Bimmer?
sim simma by Halo 2 Killa December 22, 2008
A slang Jamaican (patois) word for a slim girl. Usually used to describe a slim girl that still has a sexy body and is fine af
patois: Lawd, a who dat slimmaz ova deh so?

English: who is that slim girl over there?
slimmaz by Slimz876 October 11, 2015
Acronym for "sounds like i made another young nigga"
Man, you can't be disrespecting that boy that made SLIMAYN
slimayn by Milton Powell August 1, 2011

banana slamma

a term used by Donkey Kong in the 90's tv show "Donkey Kong Country" usually meaning "Falcon Punch"
Donkey Kong: BANANA SLAMMA!
King K. Rool: HOLY @^&*
*epic kwyjibo-like pwnage*