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slim slow slider

A person who is caught up in a big, like London or maybe is on dope. But really, it's a synonym for hipsters and other likely self indulged indie elitist.

Subsequently, it could also be a blog by the same type of person because people like this think everyone wants to hear their opinion.

The phrase comes from the title of the final track off of Van Morrison's Astral Weeks and a quote he used to describe what the song was about.
Person A: Look at those hipsters over there in their skinny jeans and emo music. They're probably talking about Wes Anderson films. I hate people like that. Why won't they just go away?

Person B: Let it go, man. They're just a bunch of slim slow sliders, caught up in themselves and a their long journey to apathy.


Person A: I'm thinking about starting a blog because I've got all of these awesome things I want to write about, like indie films and drugs and music and books and interesting films and things. I know people would want to read it.

Person B: What, like a slim slow slider?
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The Orange Slice Slidder

The act of taking an orange and creating a tunnel for your penis to fit, and having intercourse with it.
Greg: What did you do last night?

Don: I did the orange slice slidder!

sewer slimy slide 

sewer slimy slide: when you want to kermit suicide but u end up going down a sewer slimy slide 😌🙈🙊💩
Patty made me wanna go down the sewer slimy slide cause she ate my cake ;)

Slidey Slide 

A slidey slide: when an alcoholic beverage simply slides or slips down someone’s throat with ease
“Coors light is the best beverage to get maximum Slidey slide action”

Slipe'n'Slide 

Getting out a Slipe'n'Slide and covering it with lube instead of water. The person at the end lays legs spread eagle with their asshole stretched wide, another person then runs and slides down the lubed up Slipe'n'Slide head first into the wide butthole.
"Awh man Susan and I did the Slipe'n'Slide last night, got in passed my shoulders!! New personal record!!"
Slipe'n'Slide by send_h3lp January 12, 2022

apex slide 

A world renowned glitch and slide located on the map Resistance. Many glitchers spend days trying to scale Resistance Roof to reach Apex. After scaling the rooftops and navigating the barriers, these glitchers go for the Apex Slide. This is arguably the best slide in all of Call of Duty and rivals slides found in water parks.

The slide itself is named after FaZe Apex, who was the first person to hit the now famous slide. It was the closer to his 100K Subscriber Montage.

Now there are popular series involving this biblical slide. One of these series, is Apex Time Trials, hosted by Scarn. To this date not one contestant has been able to beat his Guinness World Record time of 38.138 seconds.
I just hit the apex slide.
apex slide by AnonymousGlitcher November 10, 2014

Slide The Sausage 

What you say to someone,when you want to give it to them sexually.
Damn,that girl is so hot.”...”I want to slide the sausage to her.”
Slide The Sausage by jimd8498 April 30, 2019