slerpes 

A contraction literally meaning "slut herpes;" herpes possessed by a slut. Typically used to denote that a person most likely has an STD due to their reputation as a slut.

Man, you're going to get slerpes if you sleep with her.

slerpes by Marle Forge May 13, 2008

Serpes 

ser·pes
ˈsərpēz/
noun

1. A super strain of herpes, also known as dick zits. Truly terrible.

Origin
Fort McMurray

"I think that medic I slept with in Fort Mac gave me Serpes!"

"My dick has broken out like a prepubescent boy after pizza night. I must have Serpes"

Serpes by Sundog_ January 29, 2014

Scerpes 

A fictional, but scary, mutation of Scabies with Herpes. Picture cold sores that can jump. Possible biological weapon for terrorists.

That security guard never showers, he's probably got scerpes.

Scerpes by Psychojazz October 1, 2006

Swerpes 

Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes

Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes

Swerpes by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011

Swerpes 

A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.

"Dude, I think got swerpes from that girl last night"

"OMFG!"

Swerpes by Captaingogog November 1, 2009

Scerpes 

Scerpies is when someone has scabies and herpes at the same time. They have Scerpes!!

OMG! Don't touch him, he has SCERPES!

Scerpes by Sunglasses @ Night July 12, 2010

lurpee slerpee 

here in methminster ca .we have been spoiled by permisc ious skeezes who love the cock who swallow and never spit : THUS A "LURPEE SLERPEE"A hummer , blowjob

UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ONE GUY SAID: my girlfriend gave me the best lurpee slerpee ive ever had!!!

lurpee slerpee by SIRLICKSITRITE October 7, 2010