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Sleepywood 

Sleepywood is a website for Maplestory, the forum is also a database for maplestory

However, the site has been scrutinized outside of their fourms and even inside the forums for their communist-like policies.

The moderators are extremely ban happy, you can actually get banned if there is a thread with poor grammar, and if you say, please put more effort into your comment, try real words, and spacing. This is probably because the root admin just promotes random people. The community sucks also, they are full of elitists and flamers. And you can actually get banned for defending yourself against these flamers.

Their auction system is actually overrated, it's just some sub forum, there are better auction sites around. Many people who like Sleepywood and think its more mature than Basilmarket. However, this is not true, there was a thread in sleepywood once where someone posted SPAMMING TO GET 2000 POST COUNT.

This thus invalidates their point, and brings out the theory they might just be naive bandwagoners (one even said Sleepywood is more mature but did not actually go to the forums herself)

They also claim to control the zakum run times, but in fact, they control people who think they control the zakum run times.

They will also flame you for being a noob due to stupid elitism. Ironically, if you make a thread flaming noobs, they will also flame you for being an elitist.

There is also the warning dispute zone, where you can dispute something but no one is allowed to see it, not even youself. You can't even see your own replies to the dispute you made, allowing the moderators to pigeonhole (ignore completely). If you try making this dispute anywhere else you get banned.

There is also a venting zone (burning zone), which you can vent about things, but you cannot show any names of who you are venting with, which ruins the whole point of a venting zone.

The root admin also frequently derails threads with racist comments. There was a time when he derailed a new Latino MS thread with racism. A mod tried deleting these comments but in exchange she was demodded.

Sleepywood, in short, is not any better than any other forum. Despite all assertions that they make
"Sleepywood Forums, just like Basil, is full of idiots. They're elitist idiots, however, and they tend to give off the impression that they are more intelligent / cultured. They are not."
Sleepywood by Animalzap August 25, 2009
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Sleepywood 

1) On the online game Maple Story, it is a town in the center of Victoria Island, the island that you land on directly after leaving Maple Island. A strong monster called a "Jr. Balrog" is waiting all the way in the heart of Sleepywood.

2) A slang term for the medical disorder commonly referred to as "erectile dysfunction." Put simply, a man who can't get it up has sleepywood.
1)
Pro: I killed seventeen Jr. Balrogs in the past two days here at Sleepywood.
Noob: Screen shot or it never happened!

2)
Mike: Man, Julie won't sleep with me anymore.
Leo: Why not?
Mike: Ever since I got that enema at the proctologist's office I've had sleepywood.
Leo: Enema? Sounds fun!
Sleepywood by Ghostly March 10, 2008

Sleepywood.net 

A sexy sexy Maple Story fan site run by sexy people.

It's in my pants and swivelling around, like an eel with arms, only bigger, faster..
That lady at the beach.. was Sleepywood.net

<______<
Sleepywood.net by Ducky December 11, 2004

sleepygold200 

you see john over there? hees a sleepygold200
sleepygold200 by Tsukite May 21, 2021

sleepydoodles 

An affectionate way of saying someone’s sleepy and doodling off
I am feeling sleepydoodles. You are sleepydoodles.
sleepydoodles by Starzoomed August 28, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026