"Omg! That girl was so drunk last night she deffinetly pulled a sleepies and poopies...and that guy guy still had sex with her..but not in the butt, obviously!"

sleepies and poopies by kimmmmmmmmmmmay June 3, 2009

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Sleepsterbation

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.

Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.

Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006

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Slesident

A mix between the words resident and slut. First used in the television show Scrubs.

Elliot: No Dr. Murray, I don't want any fries to go with this shake. I don't even know what that means.
Noelle: Excuse me, Dr. Reid
Elliot: What, you want to ask me how many ceiling tiles I've counted this week, or maybe you just want to call me a name like tramp or ho or slesident, which apparently is half slut and half resident

Slesident by Georgefdgarege January 23, 2006

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Sleepicide

When one is so utterly exhausted they decide to call it quits for the night despite the fact that they still have a lot more work to do. Though it provides temporary relief from stress, it typically screws one over the next day.

I still had half of my project to do, but it was already 2 in the morning, so I just commited sleepicide and decided to deal with the consequences tomorrow.

Sleepicide by Zetaglobin June 11, 2011

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