African sleeper hold 

When a large black man comes up behind you and strangles you with the pocket giraffe he calls a dick.

This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.

Father: And Hansel and gretel lived happily ev-BWAWHGAWHGHG!

Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!

Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!

African sleeper hold by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

sleeper hold 

The woman pushes in on the prostate (from the taint region) while performing oral sex until the man ejaculates. The man then eats a handful of Twizzlers and passes out.

Liz and I were going at it last night, then she put me in the sleeper hold and I didn't wake up until noon.

sleeper hold by Sarge Ent March 29, 2010

Sleeper Hold 

A person who intensely masturbates and as he or she reaches their climax, they simultaneously chloroform oneself.

Yo homebroski, last night I was peeping in on this chick who was finger banging herself hella hard moaning and screaming and right as she was experiencing her delicious orgasm she covered her mouth with a chloroform soaked rag knocking herself out instantly! It was the picture perfect Sleeper Hold dudes!

Sleeper Hold by Fatt Unit April 29, 2011

San Francisco Sleeper Hold 

Shoving your own head up your ass and clenching

Listening to Cardi B made me want to put myself in a San Francisco Sleeper Hold

San Francisco Sleeper Hold by Kevin Jevin February 13, 2023

Colombian Sleeper Hold 

When receiving oral sex, one crams their genitalia into the giver's throat until they either pass out or die from lack of oxygen.

Tom: Yo Eric guess what, I gave Kathy was given a Colombian sleeper hold last night.

Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!

Colombian Sleeper Hold by Cocksmooch2131 July 17, 2012

blow job sleeper hold

When a guys pushes a girls head into his lap in the hopes of getting a blow job.

Sean put Lauren in blow job sleeper hold last night and she ended up vomiting in his lap.

blow job sleeper hold by bixbyhotpocket April 5, 2017