sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking]

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.

"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking] by Herbi January 19, 2009

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Sheep Booting

When you put on tall rubber boots, grab a sheep and put it's hind legs in the boots with your legs. You then proceed to fuck the sheep. This procedure is used to prevent the sheep from getting away.

"Damn man, I am so horny, I'm about to fuck a sheep!"
"Yeah dude, gimme your tall rainboots, I need them for some sheep booting."

Sheep Booting by The Horned Water October 22, 2006

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sleepbooking

The act of Facebooking while sleeping, similar to sleepwalking.

Dude i'm pretty sure I was sleepbooking last night, i liked your status at 4:30 a.m.

sleepbooking by getnrealnwv May 13, 2010

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Sleepbooking

to Facebook instead of sleep even though your eyes are heavy and you will most likely fall asleep with your phone on your chest with the Facebook app open.

L:Why are you posting on fb rather than taking that nap you told me you were taking?
T:I'm sleepbooking

Sleepbooking by Misstracid September 5, 2015

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Sleepboobing

A term used by breastfeeding moms to describe their baby. The baby is latched onto the boob, but is sound asleep and only using it for comfort, which is highly annoying to mom.

She's totally done feeding, this is just sleepboobing!

Sleepboobing by Holly Stephens January 28, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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