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to masturbate until you're a bloody mound of flesh.
Slash17: fuck. i procrastinate a lot and shit. i have a 5 page paper about Wikipedia's reliability as a source, and i fuckin partied ALL weekend, and now I'm back, it's 10:30, and I'm soooooo tired I can barely operate. I slept a total of 6 hours all weekend. I'm wearing the same shirt I was Friday morning. My hair feels like roadkill. I smell like a train crash. What do I do?

Aran: Masturbate until you're a bloody mound of flesh and slashsauce.