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slappy slappy 

The act of placing one's penis on the unconscious face of another man (i.e. when passed out or asleep)

A very effective and useful taunt
Hey Kuzz, slappy slappy!

I slappy slappied you good last night

Nice passing out...SLAPPY SLAPPY
slappy slappy by Jeremy February 24, 2004

Slappy slappy 

Standing in front of your significant other, or someone else, with a big smile, swinging your junk back and forth so it slaps against your legs. Works best right after you get out of the shower.
When Brandon got out of the shower he showed Cassie slappy slappy so she would wake up.
Slappy slappy by Thad Munson February 5, 2010

Sloppy Sperm Slap 

The act of slapping a female with your jizz filled hand after intercourse.
After Mary recieved the Ethopian Eye Drop, her boyfriend wiped some jizz off her eye and performed the SSS (Sloppy Sperm Slap).
Sloppy Sperm Slap by Nigit November 17, 2007

Sloppy clam slap 

A sexual act believed to have originated from the quran it is performed by young boys on an elder infront of mecca the boy ejualates in the elders mouth then striking both sides of the elders cheeks opens his mouth then swallows the semen with is symbolic of Allah entering the young kid and blessing him with his seed of knowledge
I'm so jealous Mohammed got to perform a sloppy clam slap on his elder my grandfather dad before I could perform it on him I will never be blessed with Allah's knowledge
Sloppy clam slap by Handy mat July 19, 2019

sloppy slippery slappy 

Sweaty 400+ pound men and women usually found in Chinese Buffets such as, "China Buffet" in Bear, DE.
"If we eat too much at China Buffet we could very well become sloppy slippery slappy just like those two."

big slappy 

the perfect ass of the scout in tf2
i was talking to this girl and damn she got that big slappy
big slappy by rabidspanial May 24, 2016