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1. (n) A complete imbecile, often used as a term of endearment, but usually to casually berate a friend for idiocy. Interchangeably used plurally, ie, slamtits

2. (v) To metaphorically screw another.
1. You wrecked my car? You slamtit!

I find your slamtittery unbelievable, how could you possibly be a homosexual.

Democrats are a bunch of slamtits.

That guy is dressed like a total slamtits.

2. I slamtitted that filthy punk rocker the other night. That's what he gets for smelling like a rotten animal.
by Z4orbes October 03, 2007

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