1. (n) A complete imbecile, often used as a term of endearment, but usually to casually berate a friend for idiocy. Interchangeably used plurally, ie, slamtits
2. (v) To metaphorically screw another.
1. You wrecked my car? You slamtit!
I find your slamtittery unbelievable, how could you possibly be a homosexual.
Democrats are a bunch of slamtits.
That guy is dressed like a total slamtits.
2. I slamtitted that filthy punk rocker the other night. That's what he gets for smelling like a rotten animal.