(N) The girl at a party with muffin tops hanging over her 2-size-too-small jeans, cleavage all poppin' out her shirt and who has been slammed by at least three guys there.
Guy 1: Look, Chris is talking to that hog.
Guy 2: Yeah that's Noey, total slampig. She's like a basketball, we all pass her around when there isn't anything better out there.
Guy 2: Yeah that's Noey, total slampig. She's like a basketball, we all pass her around when there isn't anything better out there.
by Butthead121 December 25, 2009
My girlfriend is quite a slampig.
by Ace April 14, 2004
Female: So are we going to hang out today?
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: I have my period
Male: Sorry I have something I need to do today.
Female: So are we going to hang out today?
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: OK.
Male: OK come over.
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: I have my period
Male: Sorry I have something I need to do today.
Female: So are we going to hang out today?
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: OK.
Male: OK come over.
by RYS October 19, 2004
Everyone suspected Erin F was a slampig after she hooked up with JD the first night of college. As the year progressed and the list of guys she had been with steadily grew, including two guys who were best friends, there was no doubt in anyone's mind.
by Baserman May 28, 2005
1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.
2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.
3. Any girl that brendan has been with
4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig
2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.
3. Any girl that brendan has been with
4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig
1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?
2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!
3. Brendan.... come on man.
4. Slampig, no slam backs!
Who didn't?
2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!
3. Brendan.... come on man.
4. Slampig, no slam backs!
by Bryan November 20, 2004
A girl who will fuck anything or anyone . A slut a whore. Etc
A dirty nasty girl who has no dignity or self respect because her father never loved her and she looks for acceptance in every guys pants.
A dirty nasty girl who has no dignity or self respect because her father never loved her and she looks for acceptance in every guys pants.
Amanda fucks guy after guy a new one every week she is a fucking slampig.
Did you hear about amanda?
I heard she slept with 4 guys this week.
Yeah she's a such a slampig.
Did you hear about amanda?
I heard she slept with 4 guys this week.
Yeah she's a such a slampig.
by That_nj_guy October 2, 2015
A Slampig has pretty much summed up by the many definitions before this one. A slampig is a dirty whore who is good for only one thing...fucking. She is a piece of meat, no matter how big or small, no matter how ugly or hot. Bottom line...You fuck her and get the fuck out (but not before nutting somewhere on her body, preferably face).
A slampig can be identified by two whistles blown into a bottle pre or post ceding the word "Slampig!"
A slampig can be identified by two whistles blown into a bottle pre or post ceding the word "Slampig!"
In a bar and two whore-ish dressed girls (possibly know sluts) walk past a group of guys. One guy blows two whistles into is Bud Light bottle and immediately follows with, "Slampigs!" The group of guys laugh hysterically.
by Jason Weibert May 29, 2007