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A fat whore who could be half way decent looking, if she didn't get porked by every man in sight.

A prostitute who is morbidly obiece, but a man will still be willing to pay 50 bucks for a job from her extra padded extremities.

The fattest and ugliest girl who hangs out in a group of girls at least 4 in number, and has to have boat loads of sex to feel adequate.

The last resort for a horny male at a frat party.
Dude Britney Spears is the such a slampig, maybe if she didn't get romped by every guy she would be do-able.

Man 1: Did you hear BONO paid 75$ to get a hand-job from the fat prostitute?
Man 2: No way did he slam her pig?
Man 1: Ya dude she was a dirty rotten slampig.

Guy 1: Hey man you see that group of girls over there?
Guy 2: The one with the ugly ass fat chick?
Guy 1: Yea she is a slampig in a group of babes.

Dude 1: Dude we were so drunk last night, I can't believe Shawn setteled for that fat bitch.
Dude 2: Ya im pretty sure she was 100% slampig, quite even possible that she was born one.
by tomatobrownclown123 January 08, 2010
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23.
1 part goldschlagger, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Baileys, 1 part peppermint schnapps.

Pays tribute to a true Slampig. This drink tastes great when you're drunk, but you always regret it in the morning.
Me: I've had a rough week. This weekend, we should take some slampigs.

Huey: SLAMPIG CITY!!!!!
by Oscar Bones August 20, 2010
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24.
-a slut that fucks all guys. (most guys are disgusted though)
-usually attention seeking, very fake and whorey
-usually slam pigs are young
-all guys that fuck her, won't admit it after cause they're embarrassed
- gets it up the ass too
- probably has tons of diseases

slam pigs names usually are sam sessler.
Dude, Sam Sessler fucked another guy last night. She's the biggest slam pig!
by bassnanajuice May 28, 2011
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25.
another name for a slut
check out those slam pigs
by buddhaflames September 27, 2009
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26.
A straight up slut, used souley for smashing on.
Hey see that drunk skank over there hanging on Rick, I know at least six guys that have banged her, she's a real filthy slam pig.
by Jimboshamb January 31, 2009
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27.
A girl that has hooked up with three or more of your close friends.
That slampig has already hooked up with John and Ryan, and now she's with Chris, too!
by Douglas B. June 03, 2005
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28.
An easy lay. A girl who loves to fuck. A filthy dirty whore who cheats on all her boyfriends and gets pregnant by multiple fathers.
That Krystal Rousseau sure is a slampig. She'll be your sexy slut for $100.
by JFarrell April 23, 2011
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