2 definitions by slamking

A girl who is about average looking that likes to have random sexual encounters with many guys when she gets drunk. She loves to hook up, give blowjobs, and essentially get railed. This type of girl is every guy's perfect woman because she won't constantly call you, and won't blow your spot. Directions for using a slam pig: talk to her, smash that ass, and kick her out. She'll love it.

That slam pig will bang anyone.
by slamking April 14, 2008
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To screw over a tall guy with asthmatic problems in scrabble
I'm about to Dickywack this man!
by slamking March 26, 2016
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