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slaming the ham 

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What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.
1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!
slaming the ham by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008
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Slamming the ham 

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the act of beating ones meat or masturbation
I was sick from school so i was slamming the ham all day until my foreskin tore off
Slamming the ham by central jersey ham slammer January 22, 2013
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