slamimable

Foolishy slammable. as if someone were to use their penis or titties to slam a door, cupboard etc.

the door was weak and slamimable, so she used her toe to slam it

slamimable by Amelia Rideout September 5, 2022

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slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

slaming the ham by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008

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Slamington

V. to displease another, possibly in relation to a lamington.

N. statement of displeasure.

This word, and all its derivitives, are the creation of St. Kevin's college students in Melbourne

"I dropped my lamington, slamington!"

Slamington by James November 15, 2003

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Slaming up and down on the bell and chain

Slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Is another for masterbating also known as wanking or jerking off

Toby: What is that guy doing in the corner
Charlie: idk
Toby: omg hes slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Charlie: thats jasper

Slaming up and down on the bell and chain by ***Toby*** January 22, 2020

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slamimable

To be, in very silly, foolish ways, slammable or closeable. for example, if there was a very weak door or cupboard that was slamimable, someone could use something as simple as their fingertip to close or (less commonly) slam it.

person 1: bro my cupboard door is so slamimable look! - shuts cupboard door with toe-

slamimable by Amelia Rideout September 5, 2022

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slamingly

A word my dad made up describing hot dogd baked beans and macaroni and cheese.

That's slamingly good.

slamingly by Pie squared X2 February 23, 2011

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Slaming The Door

The act of getting so frustrated and pissed off you calmly walk up to a door whip your dick out and proceed to slam it in the door.

Bub threw away his prized tool and started Slaming The Door.

Slaming The Door by SlamingTheDoor101 April 23, 2018

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