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Skypeian 

Someone who is always on Skype no matter if its on their iPad,tablet,computer, or whatever. They hate any other video chat, but love using Skype.

Skypeians usually never sign out. They are ALWAYS looking for new people to video chat.
"Kim is always on Skype with Greg,she's such a Skypeian!"
Skypeian by UndeadMorgan June 16, 2014

Skypanking 

Cooperative masturbation on the Skype chat application. When only one person is engaged in this activity, it is referred to as solo-skypanking. When the other person is unaware what you are doing it is Secretagentskypanking.
"My balls were blue, but thanks to Skypanking now I can e-fuck/iFuck my way round the world.
Skypanking by DavidCamMP December 14, 2010

skypejack 

when a person you're skype-ing with decides to pleasure themselves while watching you.
While skyping with his mother-in-law, Frank suddenly got an overwhelming urge to skypejack.
skypejack by RiBoRi June 11, 2009

Skypebang 

The term, to describe a male and female counterpart, of which has intimate discussions on Skype Video Call.
"Hey, would you like to Skypebang with me?"
Skypebang by Tori Sick January 8, 2013

Skypejacked 

When you use skype at a particular time each day e.g. for work and a friend knows the time you are due to finish and starts a conversation, keeping you on much longer than intended.
"Why are you late finishing today?" Response: "My mum skypejacked me at 5.25pm, just as I was finishing my last email for the day. I was there for another 40 mins."
Skypejacked by Jazzie Lee August 15, 2008

skyperunk 

A Swedish word used to describe a person that mutes their mic during a skype group call just to masturbate.
Anthony was muted in the skype call last night, i think he was having skyperunk
skyperunk by ziw0 April 22, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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