skurpes 

Name for when a girl is a skanky cunt and has herpes.

"Jackie is such a skurpes. I wouldn't touch her with your dick."

skurpes by Pope-of-Dope October 7, 2009

snurped 

When you sneeze and burp simultaneously.

Guy 1: hachOOO.
Guy 2: What was that man.
Guy 1: Aww I just snurped.
Guy 2: What the heck is that?
Guy 1: You know when you are in the middle of sneezing and you burp.Come on dude.

snurped by Snurp July 22, 2006

skurred 

state of being very scared of something

Don't be skurred,It's only pussy.

skurred by sean delaneuville November 5, 2002

Skorped 

Killing somone from long range with the Skorpion Sub Machine Gun in Call of Duty 4.
In Call of Duty 4 (Modern Warfare) the Czech designed Skorpion has almost no recoil or sway allowing it to accurately hit targets from a very long distance, leaving some players to believe that the gun was somewhat glitched.

ZeroOne: There's a sniper on that ridge across the valley.
BayHarbrButcha: Not anymore... I just "Skorped" his ass.

Skorped by BayHarbrButcha February 3, 2010

skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

skumped by ducken January 14, 2008

slurped out

dick riding, dick sucking, fanned out

boy yo ass slurped out

slurped out by TalibanDae January 2, 2023

Slurped Up 

Being drunk and or hammered to point where you're almost blacked out, but can still remember bits and pieces.
Slurped the state of being destroyed.

Last night my nigga john and I where rolling at this club and we got slurped up.
Me and my friends get slurped up on the weekends.

Slurped Up by Xcfirecraft June 5, 2019