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suckfuckate 

The act of being fully penetrated sexually in all bodily orfices. Often resulting in suffocation. And fucking. Hence, suckfuckation.
"I totally did not expect your girlfriend to let us suckfuckate her, bro. My bad."

Skunkmusket 

Oprah is such a skunkmusket.
Skunkmusket by Phaye2124 May 9, 2013

Skunluck 

Someone who is completely and utterly reprehensible
"Hey man, did you go to Ryan's party last night?"
"Naw bro, he's a fucking skunluck"
Skunluck by adv7 March 23, 2019

suckfucker 

A person who both sucks and is a fucker in equal measure.
The guy who cut me off in traffic is a suckfucker.
suckfucker by Jesse Petersen February 1, 2008
An event, action, comment, person, or process that's so fucked up, it stops you in your tracks literally or figuratively, or at least makes you shake your head in genuine shock and awe (can be noun, adjective, or verb)
I was entirely stunfucked by the 2016 election

That dude is an absolute stunfuck, 24/7
Stunfuck by Dirk Pritchard May 2, 2018

Skullfucker 

Skullfucker (S'ck~uhll.fuh'ckurr) adj. Skullfuckery, verb. Skullfuck m/f Skullfucker:

A 'skullfucker' is someone who fucks you in the skull. Either in the eye socket, or mouth, or anywhere else where the penis can penetrate the skull, such as a hole smashed in the back of the skull with a hammer so you can feel the brains on your cock and shoot semen directly onto the area that gives people horrifying nightmares of dicks entering their skulls and shooting semen into their brains to impregnate them with the children of the master race of skullfuckers.
Suzy's a slut, she'll give you skull for weed.

Ashley skulled me all night till I busted in her throat.

Ethel has a glass eye so I skullfucked her socket and lubed it up with my semen for her glass eye. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Skullfucker by D Pereira December 30, 2003