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as a skunk 

mannnnnnn you were as a skunk last night
as a skunk by skunk_93 June 6, 2010

drunk as a skunk 

To get really, really, really shitfaced
Man, i was drunk as a skunk last night
drunk as a skunk by XARDSX August 14, 2016

high as a skunk 

a combination between being high as a kite and drunk as a skunk. being very high and very drunk at the same time.
Man between all the pot and alcohol i had last night, I think I was high as a skunk.

skunk-ass drunk 

When being drunk as a skunk is taken to the next level & can no longer describe your state of drunken shenanigans! Typically occurs during epic nights at Jake's Bar in the Dub-C. Gettin' wasted while slammin' down $1 beers and continuously & sporadically shouting out "skunk-asssssss drunk!!" to your homies. Dwayne just stands behind the bar shaking his head, adjusts his wristbands, smooths out his fu manchu, pours another beer, flips you off, tells you to go fuck yourself, grins like a son-of-a-beoootch!
Rush- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Rush- "I just put $5 in the juke box! 20 throw-back jams!!"
Niner- "Fuck you Dwayne!! Gimme another highlife & a shot of Jack!!"
Rush- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
skunk-ass drunk by rush4psu October 8, 2014
When your ass and bunghole get all hot and sweaty, due to heat and or activity, resulting in a vile, repugnant smell of rotten ass and skunky body stank that permeates the clothes.
Ryan has the worst skunk ass when he works out.

I can't ride in you car with no AC. I'll get skunk ass.

I couldn't pound Rachel's ass last night. I gagged on the smell of her skunk ass.
Skunk Ass by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny 

some one who you really hate or a hullicination when you mix weed and extesy
dude, im so baked i think im starting to see a piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny