Skoob

Da Don .. stoner , freaking porn star, takes your girl , gets groovy stayes fresh

oh look its skoob

by wdedks November 22, 2021

Skoob

Used to describe the maximum distance a particular male can ejaculate (see exmaple 1)

or

A word used in place of jizz or spunk in slightly more formal contexts where disgretion is advisable or speakers are discussing jizz in a context where distance is particularly important (see example 2)

1: I managed 2.34 metres last night but your skoob or 2.67 metres is still top

2: Whats your furthest skoob Proffesor trish?

by Philly ree July 19, 2008

Skoob

Someone who inhaled or eats shit religiously

Oh look, that person is having shit for dinner, they must be a skoob

by Shermy June 12, 2018

Skoob

A slang term originating from England referring to a marijuana 'blunt'.

Usually used when the blunt in question is particularly fat.

You: What are you doing fam?
Me: Rolling up a phat old Skoob.
You: Nicee

by heisenheichou October 18, 2015

skoobing

The art of reading novels in which each word is written backwards. For example, the word "books" becomes "skoob." Can be used to help "skoobers" relax, get better sleep, and stay focused.

I'm gunna do some skoobing before bed to chill and take the edge off.

by The Mad Fatter February 15, 2018

skoob

Noun; an impatient and irritable person, usually also someone with a short temper

"Yo man, ima call you later"
"Goddammit call me now!!!"
"STFU ya damn skoob!"

by Cluck Cluck April 28, 2006

Skoobs

A person, usually female, that frequently shows their boobs during skype conversations.

Alison: I love skype!
John: Yeah you probably just show your boobs on there all the time you whore.
Billy: Yeah Al you're new nickname is Skoobs.

by I<3Skoobs March 19, 2009