skizzlin
skizzlin by spencer crump May 18, 2006
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This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
sizzling hot tamale by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012
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Swizzling
The motion made by a womans hand when giving a blowjob, usually involving the twisting and turning of the hand.
skizzin
used to describe something that looks sharp (as in cool not pointy) or hot.
synonyms: bangin, tight, cool
synonyms: bangin, tight, cool
1. damn son, those kicks be skizzin!
2. Joe: hey man, like my new shirt?
Richard: yeah dude, you look hella skizzin.
3. Did you see that trick i just landed? it was skizzin!
2. Joe: hey man, like my new shirt?
Richard: yeah dude, you look hella skizzin.
3. Did you see that trick i just landed? it was skizzin!
skizzin by Joseph Schmoseph April 25, 2008
shizzling the nizzle
Masturbatory term.
See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
shizzling the nizzle by Dean May 13, 2005