skirge

The oozing puss that comes from a wart on a piece of foreskin immediately after circumcision. It is visually disgusting and smells extremely rotten. Avoid exposure at all times and dispose of in a crematorium or anything than can incinerate it as fast as possible.

"Mommy, what's that ugly yellow stuff on your tongue?" "Eeew, I think that's skirge."

skirge by Communicatorzzzz August 18, 2011

Michael Jordan Skirge 

When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.

"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"

Michael Jordan Skirge by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008

Skirection 

A condition in which symptoms become present when a male's desire for skiing become physically overwhelming.

When the skiier reached full skirection he carved his way onto fresh virgin powder.

-Dude did you see Bode Miller's new vid?
-Ya man, that shit gave me an enormous skirection

Skirection by Claf603 October 22, 2011

skirted eggshell 

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.

In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.

skirted eggshell by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

skirker 

Someone who cheats, cuts in front of, slips past, takes advantage of, white liar.

James is such a skirker, he drank all our beer when we were gone!

skirker by Bobbyluv January 13, 2016

Skirggle 

To leave/or run away awkwardly.

Skirggled skirggles

The odd girl skirggled away from the big dog.

Skirggle by Sueswag November 17, 2019