Skippy/ Skippy in a jiffy

Peanut Butter all over her morsels? For real Skippy in a jiffy is what a low down Dirty-Ass Skeezer HoBag Beeeotch will do when she gotta have it!!! I'm talkin' about gettin' on the low down with a genuine Fido Bow Wow K-9 flea bag mutt full of fur, and givin' him sumpin' ta chomp on! Smackin' his tongue all over her meat curtains and she's explodin' some o' thOse "oh my Mutha Fuckin' Gawwwdz" right therr! Sick in her disgusting fantasy world wishin' it was a man master rug licker lesbie friend or some bad boy. Damn! Get eatin', laid or even used... but no not the fucking animals especially mans best friend the D-O-G?! WTF?!!.

Beastiality Real fucked up shit Ladies and Germz... I aint down with that Holla if ya hear me!!! 'Cause it doesn't get much worse than that except Necro's But that another mother fuckin' sorry ass story!!!

Skippy/ Skippy in a jiffy by MAXXXMILLIONZ THE MEGA-VILLAIN!!! November 30, 2003

Skippy Sanchez 

Skippy Sanchez is a term relating to someone who commits an act that is both rude and pointless, often wasteful

The Skippy Sanchez award is awarded to those who have shown that they go above and beyond the call of duty in ass holiness

That ass just pulled his car out in front of me even though he would have waited five seconds till he was clear, he deserves a Skippy Sanchez award.

That Skippy Sanchez just wasted a whole can of Root Beer by throwing it against the wall. I could have enjoyed such a soda.

Skippy Sanchez by Smiling Panda February 22, 2009

damn skippy 

Absolute truth. Without a doubt. Believe it.

Do I think your boyfriend is cheating on you? Damn skippy he's cheating! I saw him at the Club with another girl!

damn skippy by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2017

damn skippy 

Not just yes, but HELL yes.

"Did you shoot the man who accosted your girlfriend?"
"Damn skippy. And I'd shoot him again if I had another bullet."

damn skippy by Frank Lash August 18, 2003

you damn skippy

emphatic term of agreement; you've got that right

Will I see you at the party tonight? You damn skippy!

you damn skippy by Anonymous November 5, 2003

whipping skippy 

To masturbate

I walked in on my dad whipping skippy like he was leaving town.

whipping skippy by Jonathan April 9, 2004

skippy list 

A list of things you're not allowed to do. Popularized by a website made by a military personnel listing all the things he was no longer allowed to do in the military.

The first rule on Fight Club's skippy list is "you're not allowed to talk about Fight Club".

skippy list by MatthiasFW January 9, 2008