skinning the bear

A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)

Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass

by BoS Antonius November 10, 2013

skinned the bear

to pull back the foreskin on a penis befor giving head

...that bitch even skinned the bear, it was fuckin amazin !

by el super beasto July 17, 2011

skin a bear

To take a shit. Alternative slang to such common phrases as "go see a man about a horse." Usually a phrase that is thrown around in a more redneck crowd. Often refers to the specific act of taking a 'praire shit.'

Pull over, Clem, I gotta go skin a bear!

by Deerslayer59301 May 11, 2007