Simpers
Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.
Simpers by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020
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The person skimper who serves you and designates the portion size whether it be rice, beans, meat (mainly chicken), salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce at Chipotle Mexican Grill.
A worker at Chipotle Mexican Grill.
A worker at Chipotle Mexican Grill.
I am at the order line at Chipotle Mexican Grill ordering a buritto. I will have please a buritto with white rice, black beans, chicken, Wait!! you only put half a spoonful of chicken you big ol skimper. May I have a little more please. Extra money for that. Gosh dang skimper!! Hot salsa, cheese please again more skimping going on there and lettuce. Just got ripped off at Chipolte. Man!!! I'll be back tomorrow for more of the skimpers.
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Skimper
1. A person who often skimps people out of bags of marijuana
2. A person who stuffs small and often shwaggy bowls or blunts
3. a word to describe something as "unfit"
2. A person who stuffs small and often shwaggy bowls or blunts
3. a word to describe something as "unfit"
1. Wow, Dustin only gave us 1.2 grams for a dime, what a skimper
2. Jeremy's bowl only went around a 3 person circle 1 time, it was a skimper
3. This party is skimper, nobody has match
2. Jeremy's bowl only went around a 3 person circle 1 time, it was a skimper
3. This party is skimper, nobody has match
Skimper by Joe Vangay August 19, 2009
Simpers
A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.
Simpers by Erginator6969 May 11, 2020