Navy slang for a sailors stationed on board surface ships, as opposed to submarines. Opposite of bubblehead.
Bubbleheads consider skimmers to be targets that just haven't been sunk yet.
by Ben Shofner October 14, 2005
Skimmer is a guy who "rides the top of the crest" during sex! Skimming is just bouncing off a partner's 'rear-end', quick insertion, then pulling out, leaving the sodomized partner feeling rather hungry for alot more.
"That dude made me want more and more of the sauce, but he wasn't very deep, just another skimmer"
by Princess Peussie March 22, 2005
My husband asked me to wake him up with a skimmer.
by blahblahginger March 29, 2007
Skimmer: a term often used to describe either an action or an object in a sketchy or greasy manner. The word can be used to describe anything that cannot possibly be defined as something worthy of being normal. This version of the word can almost be defined by merely saying the word itself, as just saying it will send greasy vibes to anyone that hears it.
That skimmer weirdo over there is creeping everyone out!
by Grease514 July 06, 2016
The act of Avoiding bodily contact, usually with the intent to hurt
Sensei Skimmered away as Zanderif tried to tackle her
by Zanderif March 28, 2005
Someone who posts to a web forum thread without bothering to read the rest of the thread, resulting in a message that is either redundant or fails to comply with instructions.
Someone already posted that, you filthy skimmer!
by QS September 28, 2007
When a famous person sucks on your nipple. Must be famous, like movie famous, and cannot flick or simply lick nipple. Must be a full suckle. Does not constitute cheating outside of marriage.
Christian Slater showed up last night drunk with self-love, and gave me a skimmer. I didn't mind.
by OverHeard101 December 03, 2009