skigrod 

somebody who cant fart or pass wind in any direction

i'm a skigrod!

haha shes a skigrod!

skigrod by Lisa Marly November 2, 2007

Skigroes 

The African-American contingent that takes to the slopes to imbibe in either skiing or snowboarding.

I was recently in Aspen and the slopes were inundated with Skigroes attending the Brotherhood Ski Convention. They sure added much needed style to the slopes.

Skigroes by Frostyeti February 9, 2009

smigrod 

a slimmy rod or your junk after a particularly wet blow or a post-jizz penis

I put my smigrod in that bitch's face

smigrod by Francisco September 1, 2004

skinrod 

When someone has no nails on their toes or fingers

Yo fam, where are her finger nails? They look like skinrods

skinrod by Gillywillylol August 4, 2015