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not any specific amount of weed, but just enough to catch a buzz. usually a bowl or two
Hey bones, im all out of green, can u hook me up with a skifftle?
skifftle by pfox October 25, 2010
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skiffilufigus

STD in which your cack snores, whistles, shoots out smoke, swells, turns greenish with purple bunions, drips blue skeet and flakes like onions, gets crispy and dry but makes your underwear wet somehow, spurts out pink foam, and your balls also swell up to the size of a mailbox, bumpy and slimy. Also leaves you shaky, swetay and with fever.
She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt, Ima find that bitch AND KNOCK HER THE FUCK OUT!
skiffilufigus by FreshestLette April 30, 2004
A cool girl with multiple and indisputable life skills.
Did you see how she handled herself?! Woaah?! She is a major skiffer!
Skiffer by dee ess January 4, 2010
The best person in the world. He usually has a lot of friends that uncontrollably shout out his name because of how amazing he is. He has been referred to as a god and many people adore him. He is always right, and the laws of nature will bend to his will to prove he is right.
Ashley: "Hey, is that skiffen"
Skiffen: "it's the Skiffen to you"
Ashley: "I'm sorry, it will never happen again"
Skiffen: "It better not"
Ashley: "You're right, you're always right and I am always wrong"
To wipe one's penis around the edge of a cup, usually containining tea, before giving it to someone one does not like.

It is a term used largely in the British Army where new recruits or private soldiers are forced to brew up for lance corporals, corporals, sergeants etc... Skiffing the tea makes the tea brewer feel better about having to make the twat some tea in the first place.

"I hope you've not skiffed that tea Jones!"

"Jones, make four brews, unskiffed!"

"Did you skiff the corporal's tea?"

"Don't drink that I've just skiffed it."
Skiff by jackm83 July 13, 2006
Jazz, folk, or country music played unconventional instruments like as kazoos, washboards, or jugs. Popular in the '50s

Aka "jug band".
Man: "The Vipers," now there's a good skiffle band.
Skiffle by Roshan B-K February 14, 2006