A skier that only skis so they can post pictures of themselves on social media. These individuals generally ski blues at low speeds before disappearing into the lodge to warm up. Instagram skiers are usually found at larger well-known ski areas such as Breck or Vail.
My sister is such an instagram skier. She spent $200 to ski at Vail so she could post the pictures online and get at least 20 likes.
by Senor Dank Nugs February 8, 2021
During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.
by Tacotyme November 6, 2009
Bill: Stay to skier's left on the next run, there's a sick kicker about half way down!
Ted: Party on dude!
Ted: Party on dude!
by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006
Occurs when holding out your hand to stop an inevitible face plant into concrete snow - your fingers are safely curled around your pole, but your thumb bends ways never intended by nature, and is usually accompanied by an audible "pop".
What's with the knife? Oh, I got skier's thumb...hurts so bad I'm just gonna get rid of the whole thing...who needs thumbs anyways
by Off with the thumb! March 27, 2009
by Dan_Da_Man_69 September 12, 2007
Ted: Stay to skier's right at the bottom of this run, there's a nappy patch of weeds down there!
Bill: Bogus!
Bill: Bogus!
by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006
Someone that is wanking two people off while being face fucked and anally blasted while standing in a bent over position
by Madbatsey95 February 23, 2023