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Long skid 

When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.
Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.
Long skid by Westsidegal December 4, 2018
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Skidloop 

means to move rapidly, or in a fast fashion
Come on guys hurry and skidloop to the truck before the cops get us.
Skidloop by ShootThatMole September 30, 2009
The activity of skids tugging eachother off to believe they may know something in the tech field, or have ability to do shit without the use of ever learning to google
Yo Shikata, lets make Skidlove while trying to figure out how to abuse FTP, even though we've no clue what FTP even is.
Skidlove by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019

Skidloader 

When a person sits between two men and begins to masturbate both men at the same time.
That chick sayt between us and began operating the skidloader!
Skidloader by Rocko360 March 4, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026